THE LAIR OF MALACHI

MALACHI'S AWESOME LAIR

to him atleast...

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

MY NAME IS MALACHI, AND IM THROWING ALL THE RULES OUT HERE.. LOOK AT MY FAVORITE INTERESTS.. IF YOURE COOL ENUGH!

MY NAME IS MALACHI, AND IM THROWING ALL THE RULES OUT HERE.. LOOK AT MY FAVORITE INTERESTS.. IF YOURE COOL ENUGH!

(Witty closing remarks have been replaced by massive head trauma and severe hemorrhaging.)

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WOLFENSTEIN
SHOOTING UP NAZIS WHILE RAIDING THEIR BASE.. WHAT A GREAT THING TO DO WHILE TIME PASSES! WE REALLY CAUGHT THEM WITH THEIR "PANZERS" DOWN, DIDNT WE?

DOOM
Extraterrestrial aliens are popping up everywhere! GOOD THING A SUPER SEX Y MAN IS HERE TO KICK THEIR SLIMY ARSES... GET THOSE DEMONS, DOOMGUY!

POSTAL
dont ever trust a redhead.. all it takes is one bad day for them to start shooting up random people on the strets and pissing on civillians.. but i guess i could forgive it this time, I LOVE YPU POSTAL DUDE

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METALOCAYLPSE


DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DOODILY DING DONG TICK TOCK DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! BOP DIDDY BOOP BOP DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! SKWISGAAR SKWIGELF, TALLER THAN A TREE TOKI WARTOOTH, NOT A BUMBLEBEE WILLIAM MURDERFACE MURDERFACE MURDERFACE PICKLES THE DRUMMER, DOODILY DOO (DING DONG DOODILY DOODILY DOO) NATHAN EXPLOSION!!!

VENTURE BROS


im gonna be honest idk what to put here for this one

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